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Worst lyrics of 2008 battle it out. Highlights:

“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection / Fly go hard like geese erection.” -Lil Wayne

“She ain’t a politician / Honey’s a pole-i-tician.” -Nas

“I won’t attend your pity party / I’d rather go have calamari.” -Neyo

“Skip dinner and gon’ rent a movie / You order Chinese food right before you do me.” -Usher

And it’s not just bad rap/R&B!

“I’m so glad you stung me / Now I’ve got your honey / All over my tummy.” -Lucinda Williams

You’re right - it’s half bad rock. What’s with the anti-‘urban music’ statement?

Posted on December 23, 2008 via I do it in the office... with 46 notes

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  This made my day.
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  did anyone else notice the profuse use of women’s menstrual cycles in this very bad lyrics sampler?
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  This pretty much sums up 35%...what I think about at any given time.
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  ungestion:officed:...Worst lyrics of 2008 battle it out. Highlights:
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  I’m down with anything where Nickelback loses. In this case, where they win, they still lose.
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  And of course Nickelback manages to win.
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  Borderline genius.
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