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  • I know this is a typo, but I actually think it’s perfect.

    “The winners are announced, and they are all upsets. Coolio, despite blasphemously putting cornstarch into his hot sauce, bests Lou Diamond Phillips’ friend chicken.”

    - from Max Silvestri’s always-hilarious Grantland column on Rachel vs. Guy, a D-list version of a C-list celebrity cook-off show on the Food Network.

    Posted on January 20, 2012 with 5 notes

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