made-up m3m0ries: Archive

Feb 28th

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Today.

Feb 28th

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itsthereal: MTV’s The Check-In: Fabolous Interview at NBA All-Star Weekend. Fab gave a better answer on the bird question.

Feb 27th

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itsthereal: MTV’s The Check-In: Wale Interview at NBA All-Star Weekend. Not shown: the bird that made her way over from the pool, planted her lips on my neck and sucked for a solid 30 seconds, because she was trying to get in Wale’s pants. She said she wanted to pitch a reality TV show to MTV about her ‘crazy-ass criminal family’, who were recently on Fox 5 News in Atlanta...

Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 23rd

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Once the boys are gone, we learn the main reason Kreayshawn’s been so pensive this past hour. And it’s not that the pressure of her newfound, instant fame was bearing down on her with enormous psychic weight. As soon as the door shuts, she yells: “I have to POOP,” like a proud potty-trained toddler. This has clearly been on her mind for some time—when I’d...

Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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[…patiently awaits thinkpieces comparing Nicki Minaj to Lana Del Ray…]

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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“Sedgwick Avenue where L.L. Kool Herc invented hip hop”

– Senator Chuck Schumer discusses hip-hop history. [h/t hunter walker] (via azipaybarah)

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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My Tumblr is now exclusively a typo-finding...

Feb 19th

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Feb 17th

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GREG: iWork JEFF: iDead GREG: iZombie JEFF: iCloud GREG: this is totally an IM conversation from 2004. JEFF: also: it’d make for a good Hallmark card.

Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Weird Dream/The Worst Fan Fiction

Mac Miller, Noz and I were in a house, under a bridge. Huge flood comes in, destroying the entire first floor: the refrigerator’s knocking around, Mac’s laptop gets wet. We leave for higher ground, ending at a perfectly-sunny park after fifteen seconds of walking. I run into a girl from college — her boyfriend is very keen on telling me and Mac Miller about Charlie Sheen and...

Feb 16th

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"Classic rock fans were in nirvana (no pun...

…except that pun was CLEARLY intended.

Feb 15th

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Feb 11th

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kenyatta: Everyone’s Asian Mother snuck into Jeremy Lin’s press conference last night I know that the Jeremy Lin story is about breaking down stereotypes and everything… … but I think this woman writes for Asian American Moms Magazine which is probably a real thing. And if you get that joke then your mom is probably a charter member: “Your fans in Taiwan are very concerned about your...

Feb 11th

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