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Why do they always give female names to hurricanes? Because otherwise they’d be called himacanes!
Poured out a little in memory of the greatness of... →
- Sean Fennessey writes smart, writes funny and - ultimately - writes sad.
Can we talk about Gilbert Arenas' twitter profile... →
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Stories of Girl Talk’s shows are legendary, passed down from one generation to...– Jeff Rosenthal hung out with a bunch of bros last night at the Girl Talk show. (via villagevoice) :(
Will and Jada are (supposedly) breaking up.
TMZ placed a call to Jada’s rep, Karynne Tencer, who told us … “What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this … Lord. I’m going back to bed.” Curious reaction.
There is a man sitting outside of the Time Warner storefront on 96th Street, advertising ‘crack for $3’. He’s also selling nail polish, sunglasses and lipstick.
Louie CK in the NYPost, 2010
Q: Clearly people are upset about it. I think there is this weird new thing in America where people think they should be shielded from hearing things that they don’t like hearing. I think that is kind of silly. Talking is never a bad trait. You learn that from marriage and divorce and stuff. It is good to say things out loud. So if people are talking about the idea, that is good. I...
noraleah: entertainmentweekly: “It’s in the style of Lil Wayne.” - Anne Hathaway These days it seems the whiter the actress, the quicker they are to rap on national TV. … but ok, that was pretty good. Nope! (Also: LOL @ her thinking that there’s anything Wayne-like in her performance, except for her weirdo-throaty voice.)
In 2008, Asher Roth was the Ponce De Leon of frat rap. He wasn’t the first white...– Jeff Rosenthal will make you feel bad about grinding in college in this review of the Hoodie Allen show last night, but it’s okay because he did it too (via villagevoice) OH, DID I, VILLAGE VOICE? DID I?
I’ve been thinking about how New York rappers really like talking about...– Das Racist’s Himanshu Suri breaks down New York hip-hop’s pelican illuminati. (via pitchfork) Heems (or Pitchfork?) reveals that he/they has not seen Scarface.
I wrote about Fox News, racism, and hip-hop. →
It’s nothing new. As O’Reilly has repeatedly opened his mouth, rappers’ names—50 Cent, Nas, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco—have somehow made their way in. He called Young Jeezy’s “My President is Black” offensive; Eminem, “vile.” O’Reilly has tried to get rappers kicked off of college campuses and corporate gigs and suggested...
maxsilvestri: Please watch this new and possibly final episode of Gabe & Max Like the Internet. Gabe has sex with whales, no beasto. I WATCH THESE AND YOU SHOULD TOO.
And the haters? Gawker savaged him a few weeks... →
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