January 2010
‘SNOW ON THE GROUND’: THE WHITEST THING YOU’LL SEE... →
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix)
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Ruben Studdard feat. Rick Ross - Don’t Make...
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Consider Yourselves Warned, NYMag.
DUMB_ME: is there any way to increase my chances of getting this job, aside from stalking jessica coen or something?
SMARTFRIEND1: hmm
DUMB_ME: maybe i should stalk her.
SMARTFRIEND1: hahahaha
SMARTFRIEND1: no...
DUMB_ME: maybe?
SMARTFRIEND1: i think no
SMARTFRIEND1: JUST TRYING TO HELP
DUMB_ME: you're right. i should stalk adam moss.
The Temptations - Ain’t No Sun Since...
Watchryanbrown:
Most TV Shows Named In One Minute Replacing One Word In Title With “Horse”
Criteria to Beat Record:
Can only replace one non-plural single word title (ie. Seinfeld = Horse) and one plural single word title (ie. Friends = Horses) per attempt
When replacing single word titles, you must say the show you’re referencing, ie. “Horse Seinfeld, Horses - Friends”
Each show title can only...
davidcho:
Cam’Ron feat. Vado - ‘Ooh Baby’
If...
An Op-Ed Conan wrote for the NY Times in 1993 →
sharingtime:
After reading this, I’m sure glad they’re taking him off TV. Clearly he has no talent, unless making people laugh can be considered a talent.
A.C. Newman feat. Chris Brown and T-Pain - Drug...
Oh no no no no no.
maura:
Mickey Avalon’s “What Do You Say” debuts on Hot Digital Songs this week at No. 155. It sold 21,000 copies this week and 60,000 copies overall.
This is horrible! He was supposed to go away! And now he is back with his contribution to The Hangover, which has a chorus that asks the pressing questions “What’s your girlfriend say when I smack that butt” and “What do you say when you run out...
Howard Stern = Late Night Nostradamus →
(via joemande)
Update on the Snoop DeVille sighting
spiegelman:
michaelorrell:
Yeah, his car is “The Church.” ‘Member when Snoop used to say “church” all the time? Meaning, “yeah” or “alright.” It’s also slang for a strip club. Which may be the more apt usage in this case. He stole it from Don Magic Bishop when he used to hang with him.
I came upon The Honorable Bishop Don “Magic” Juan’s ride a few months ago. It was for sale.
CHUUCH!
“When you said “all-time high,” I just went right to “Numb/Encore.”
– “Numb/Encore” and not uh… regular “Encore”? (via shwingalokate)
MIA - There’s Space for Ol Dat I See
NEW...
Ugh. Just when my Tumblarity was getting good.
From "Jack Paar," by Wikipedia.
maxsilvestri:
marklow:
…The decision to censor the joke so angered Paar that the next night, February 11, 1960, he announced on the air that he was leaving the show, saying, “I’ve made a decision about what I’m going to do. I’m leaving The Tonight Show. There must be a better way to make a living than this, a way of entertaining people without being constantly involved in some form of...
Lloyd Banks - Dick Will Do (feat. Snoop Dogg)
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“You bet$ha.”
– Sarah Palin
Banglade$ha.
David Kore$ha
My Remarks from Yesterday
…because some people asked to see them.
My best friend’s father passed away unexpectedly a few years ago. My Dad, upon hearing the news, pulled my friend aside and said, “We’re your family, now.” In the same vein, I just wanted to thank you all for allowing us to be part of your families. My Dad wasn’t just a nights-and-weekends kind of father. He was my...
Shanell feat. Lil’ Wayne and Ne-Yo - Other...