itsthereal: Jew Hefner. “Everyone’s always said that you have skills: you could be a house painter, or a computer technician, or a criminal justician…like Rick Ross!”
So, That Explains That
“…[S]omeone at McCain’s debate rehearsal Wednesday at the Morgan Library overheard him say he was ‘exhausted’, which is maybe the real reason he’s been trying to cancel the debate tonight.” (via NYMag; via R&M)
Noreaga - Grimey (produced by The Neptunes)
Onyx - Slam
Um ... is it normal to CHARGE for Rosh Hashanah...
juliaallison: A girl friend of mine wants to go next Tuesday and forwarded me a link to [redacted] synagogue, which I clicked on, only to find a CHECK OUT SERVICE with fairly enormous prices for both Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. Excuse me but WTF?? Only in NY???? Alright, everybody, here’s a crash course in how synagogues work so that Julia’s readers don’t think that this...
John McCain suspends campaigning to work on... →
nickmcglynn:thebeatenpath:disapprovingmonkey:rodtownsend:(via notthatkindagay) Buried within the AP report: The Obama campaign said Obama had called McCain around 8:30 a.m. Wednesday to propose that they issue a joint statement in support of a package to help fix the economy as soon as possible. McCain called back six hours later and agreed to the idea of the statement, the Obama campaign said....
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one at my job without a Wikipedia entry devoted to me. [Which is almost true, actually.]
THROWBACK OF THE DAY: Lil’ Kim at her most rational.
Way to Drive Everyone in Your Apartment Crazy:
Restart The Postal Service’s “Such Great Heights” every five-to-ten seconds with the volume all the way up.
Frank Rich Breaks Down John McCain's Lies and... →
My response: “We tend to prefer candidates who don’t talk to us one way in Scranton and another way in Dayton.”
John Brown - Sarah Palin (I Wanna Lay Pipe) ...
Ludacris feat. LL Cool J and Keith Murray - Fatty...
It's the little things
egonzalez: My whole life routine was turned around last week when hurricane Ike decided to come along. For the past week I’ve had no school, no work, and no venti skinny cinnamon dolce lattes. With the city curfew there hasn’t been much to do, not that there is anything open anyway…since the whole city seems to be out of power still. Although I’ve enjoyed getting up past 6:30 am every day and...
robhuebel: Here is the pilot episode of Silver Spoons. You can thank me later. The beginning’s pretty solid, but I think it gets weird after - five minutes in - everyone dies.
KiD CuDi - Day N Nite
The NYT Rides with Biden (on Amtrak)
Mr. Biden then greeted an older man, Fritz Schwartz, who had testified before the Senate Judiciary committee on Tuesday. Mr. Biden, for some reason, called Mr. Schwartz “the professor,” although Mr. Schwartz noted that he was not in fact a professor. Mr. Biden said that he looked like a professor, because Mr. Schwartz had “an air of authority” about him. Mr. Schwartz later said that he heard...
brandonspeters:madeupmemories: Kanye West - Love...
The 'Urban' Answer to 'Guitar Hero' →
Too bad that turntabling is such a worthless skill these days.
For David Cho
Your prayers have been answered!! There’s a new version of love Love Lockdown coming. We used new taiko drums and I re-sung it… it’s being Mastered now…. Here’s the newer artwork with perfected type 4 all design snobs lol… Sidebar… if you don’t like autotune… too bad cause I love it and have been using it since the College Dropout!!! (via kanYe, via eskay)
I guess John McCain is right that Barack Obama’s going to raise taxes on the middle class since - according to McCain himself - anyone making less than $5M/year falls into that category.
On His (Very Solid) Publisher's Weekly Review
JROSENTHAL: Weird - you’re an author. JROSENTHAL: THINK ABOUT THAT. JROSENTHAL: I mean, I guess you have for the past two years. TGRAY: I do nightly. And then 15-30 minutes later, I think of it again, then again… TGRAY: Sometimes up to 4 times TGRAY: I’m known for my thinking endurance JROSENTHAL: I usually think really fast and then cry.
itsthereal: Now that’s what The Real calls a chain reaction. Everything about this video - and www.myspace.com/givemybrotherhischainback - makes me laugh.
I may dress like a Republican...
but I don’t vote like one.