July 2008
Possibly the Worst Line by Anyone, Ever
I’m really not sure if her breasts are fake Cause with whipped cream on ‘em, they taste just like cake.
- LL Cool J, “Your Baby” feat. The-Dream
Possibly the Worst Verse by Anyone, Ever
Met this lil’ girl she was off the hook I got cold chills when her body shook Hot sex on the platter, no need to cook I let her steal my heart like a horny crook Had her grindin and windin against my leg She messin with my head, wanna play in the bed Sexy pumps on, toenails red Your body’s a gun baby, pump me full of lead It hard to hold you when you movin vulgar Peace sign on your...
gooneruk:
Where does your Tumblr name come from?
Someone accused me of having an emo-tumblname the other night but, though it could be taken as the name of some raven-haired sad band, I actually titled my Tumblr “Made-Up Memories” because it’s a more eloquent way of saying “Lies.”
I really wanted to save it for my memoir, but this’ll work until I do...
Monica - The First Night
Keeping with the theme...
Watchitsthereal:
Where each ride is Ross’ Believe It or Not.
Big shout to eskay for the image of Officer Ross.
Backstory: pictures came out, which showed a younger Rick Ross as a corrections officer. The rapper Rick Ross, who claimed that he had had personal business relationships (read: cocaine-dealings) with Manuel Noriega and Pablo Escobar, denied this. And then it was confirmed. And now Rick...
Jermaine Stewart - We Don’t Have to Take Our...
Self-Promotion is for Losers
So I guess that’s me.
We’re off to go tape some talking-head stuff for FNMTV. I don’t know exactly what time the show will air yet - since everybody is telling me that all of MTV’s music programming is now being called FNMTV - but as soon as I do, I’ll put up a post letting youse guyz know.
Diplo + Santogold "Top Ranking" Mixtape →
35 tracks of Jamaican-tinged jams for the skinny-jeans/asymmetrical-haircut crowd. [via Discobelle]
I Was Gawker Stalkered Last Night
ELENA_T: I heard you got recognized?? JROSENTHAL: Yea! JROSENTHAL: It was WEIRD. ELENA_T: Do tell! JROSENTHAL: I was walking up 8th avenue from Times Square - - annoyed at all the tourists - - my iPod blaring, my strides long. JROSENTHAL: I remember it like it was yesterday. JROSENTHAL: I passed 50th and 8th. a rite-aid on the corner with two young guys standing outside. One was black, the other...
Internet night
jstn:
I arrived just late enough to get shut out of seeing CollegeHumor Live (very disappointed, I’m sure it was awesome). Then I tried the Frangry/Antitumblr meetup, but there was no Frangry, only lies. I decided to purchase some tacos and made the acquaintance of The Real, then ran into Francis and Jake on the way home. I should walk around at night more often.
Justin was so surprised to...
Epic Burn →
(via pile)
Join the club, Claudio.
rain plan!!!! : House of Brews on 51st + 8th
happycap:mascarah:marco:nycmeetups:
It doesn’t look like the rain, rain is going to go away. It is a bummer but we have to pass on Frying Pan bc it looks like the tropical thunder is headed our way! No worries, we will head there next time (next week maybe?)
We are going instead to House of Brews:
302 W 51st St at 8th Avenue
New York, NY 10019
houseofbrewsny.com (212) 541-7080
...
Blink-182 - What’s My Age Again?
Happy...
My Girl-Roommate Knows Nothing About Sports
ELENA_T: OMG ELENA_T: Tiki Barber just walked into the office. J_ROSENTHAL: You know who he is? ELENA_T: from Project Runway. J_ROSENTHAL: HAHAHA ELENA_T: OMG ELENA_T: I just showed him where the drinks are J_ROSENTHAL: I love that he’s big to you, just for being a judge on Project Rungay. ELENA_T: haha I know
Great, Lauren, now I have to look gracious or else I come off as a jerk. So, here goes:
Thanks to everyone who made my day so great thusfar. [Please be clear, though: there’s still another six hours for someone - anyone, really - to ruin it.]
On Scandanavia...
Soup : you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese over there?
Jeff Rosenthal : julia allison
Soup : yes
“Even Fox News broke away from Mr. McCain midevent to cover the rescue of a bear...”
– The New York Times
An e-Card From My Very Effete, Very European, and... →
Thanks?
TUMBLR GUESSING GAME #1
erockappel:
I make a list of things and you tell me what tumblr user I’m referring to. Reblog with your answer!
Ira Glass
Billy Joel
The Mets
Wrestling
Tumblr Meetups
New York City
Seinfeld
Zach Linder. Another two bullet points:
Mustaches
JTT
What I Learned Today
It’s okay to ROFL, but it’s not okay to just ROF.
[with help from David Cho.]
spiegelman:
I promised Molls a ways back that I’d...
Watchitsthereal:
Queens may get the money, but princesses will get their way.
There’s so much to say about this video. Eric and I had to, at separate times, leave the room because we were laughing too hard. [Word to my Mom, Dad, and Erica.] And that theme song, composed by Mayo, written by me, sung by Elena? I want to make it my ringtone.
Update from X17
Sorry, Jeff! Completely understand your annoyance with this. My colleague sent out this invoice not knowing the history. Unfortunately your name was still attached to the invoice and that’s why it went to you. I promise you will not be bothered with this again. I guess we need to hound [HBO ACCOUNTING] and [YOUR BOSS WHO LOOKED LIKE TED NUGENT] again! And BTW, I never knew your job title. ...
Too Much?
Dear Sirs/Madams at X17, Up until July 2007, I was a writer/researcher/photoshopper for AOL and HBO’s comedy website, ThisJustIn.com. I’m telling you my job title because I want to assure you that I was - in regards to this here repo operation - unimportant at best, completely disassociated from the money side of things. This is all information that I told your rep, [REDACTED], in...
Effin' MTV...
I liked the Jonas Brothers the first time around, when they were called Maroon 5.
Just kidding. I didn’t like them then, either.
