joshmohrer: sarahschneider: juliaheffernan: Here’s a fun game to play if you are bored: type in “[your name] needs” into google and look at the results. JEFF NEEDS TO FIX MY COCKER!!!!!!!!!! JEFF NEEDS TO COME BACK TO RAW. Jeff needs access to the room the night before and/or 45 minutes prior to his start. YouTube Video - Jeff Needs Fish Food Jeff needs to photoshop a picture (cartoon) of...
Chromeo - Bonafied Lovin' (Hatchmatik Remix feat.... →
This must be what it’s like to live in Europe. Or on the Lower East Side or whatever.
How do you guys come up with your hilarious ideas? Is it like, you think of...– The XM radio host last night, interviewing Eric and myself for The Real
paulscheer:Fred Simmons…King of the Demo! Wow. Very uncomfortable. It’s almost like this guy’s playing a character. UPDATE: He is playing a character, for an upcoming Paramount movie*. I’ve been (sort-of) had. *which came out in 2006. I was way off.
This Year's Vanity Fair Oscars' After-Party Made A...
…for not even happening. Congrats on the free press, Graydon.
Breaking up is hard to do, but not when she’s behind bars.
It's Not a Dialogue If I Don't Respond
SHINSCCR: I'm so hungry
SHINSCCR: I want soup
SHINSCCR: Soo bad.
SHINSCCR: Hm, i got cans of soup here.
SHINSCCR: maybe I'll have that.
jeffrubinjeffrubin: I was thinking about TV theme songs that introduce the cast. I was wondering what determines which actor gets the final credit, where they usually give the character name and the word “and.” As I started to make a list, I noticed that in nearly every example the “and” actor was the father figure. The trend crosses different genres over different eras. JRJR, my...
Frank Rich is the Man →
“If the press were as prejudiced against Mrs. Clinton as her campaign constantly whines, debate moderators would have pushed for the Clinton tax returns and the full list of Clinton foundation donors to be made public with the same vigor it devoted to Mr. Obama’s ‘plagiarism’. And it would have showered her with the same ridicule that Rudy Giuliani received in his endgame. With...
I think everyone should expect the Worst Oscars Ever In The History Of...– Deadline Hollywood Daily » Best To Expect The Worst Oscars Ever… Can’t wait. (via doree) I’ll try to remain sympathetic as I watch Will Ferrell/Dmitri Martin/Zach Galifinakis crack wise for a few hours at Radio City. BUT DON’T WORRY, ABC (OR CBS) - I’M GONNA GET MY DVR ON LOCK...
Feist - My Moon, My Man (BoysNoize Remix) [zshare]...
This Man > That Woman
JROSENTHAL: i made this for you.
PFERRARI: ha. love it.
PFERRARI: I must admit, I am totally going to get drunk off white girl crack (cheap pinot grigio) and watch this movie
JROSENTHAL: i mean, i didn't really make it for you.
JROSENTHAL: and i was like, "...oh, come on."
PFERRARI: you didn't even think of me a little?
JROSENTHAL: i'm permanently thinking of you, but that's because i etched your image onto the insides of my glasses.
PFERRARI: If I were smart enough to know how to put this conversation on my tumblr, I would put it on my tumblr
JROSENTHAL: and also, because you're my Samantha.
PFERRARI: I'm a menopausal cougar?
JROSENTHAL: yes, and the word 'porkys' comes to mind.
PFERRARI: oh man.. I was just thinking about that scene from Porky's. She was "the screamer", no?
PFERRARI: that girl just gets reamed in every movie
JROSENTHAL: haha, okay, now i AM posting this.
PFERRARI: not if I post it first
JROSENTHAL: oh SNAP
PFERRARI: oh no! It didn't work
PFERRARI: I FAIL at tumblr
(This post was edited to be more readable and less AIM-y.)
NYTimes Video Interview of Wang Chen →
As the fourth-best ping-pong player in China, Wang Chen continued to be overlooked for the Olympics, where the Chinese only select three athletes for the sport. With years of fruitless accomplishments under her belt and little choice but to retire, she moved to New York City in 2001, and will be competing in Beijing this year for the American squad.
I am too lame for the hipster bars...
and too hip for the lamester bars.
Lil’ Flip feat. Cam’Ron - Bust Ya Gunz...
Six-Word Memoirs I Would Never Write →
Where’s the beef? Haven’t found it Sometimes I run, sometimes I cry Love Ann Coulter more each day Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose Youngster finds love in pizza box “Leave Britney alone!” made me famous Passed dutchie on left-hand side Waited forever for Hannah Montana tickets Life: too long, did not read My head hurts from last week Adam Sandler movies are always...
We Haven't Talked in a While
JR: hey [redacted] - - it's the jeff rosenthal that you know.
PMcD: i know a few jeff rosenthals you'll have to be more specific
JR: i'm the one that has no distinct qualities.
'We Remember Sam Cooke' →
This made me think of this - a 1965 LP of The Supremes singing a bunch of (the recently-deceased) Sam Cooke’s hits. [PREVIOUSLY: link]
Look up in the sky - it’s the Birdman and Lil’ Wayne!
Cam’Ron feat. Lil’ Wayne - Suck it or...
Love isn’t the only four-letter word.
DRBREDDY: how can amorosa be on celebrity apprentice when shes only a celebrity because she was a dumb bitch on the apprentice?!
DRBREDDY: LOGIC VORTEX
Summer Heights High: First Episode (Full) →
Sez Wikipedia: “[A]n Australian television mockumentary series created and performed by comedian Chris Lilley. It is a satirical parody of high school life epitomised by its three protagonists, effeminate and vain drama teacher Mr. G, self-absorbed teenager Ja’mie King and disobedient, vulgar Tongan student Jonah Takalua. It lampoons Australian high school life and many aspects of the...
Talking Heads - “Sugar on My Tongue,”...
Okay, okay - I was wrong. Streeter can be funny.
DJ Felle Fel feat. Kanye West, Fabolous, Jermaine... →
Da Back Wudz - “I Don’t Like the Look...
itsthereal:If elected, his first action will be to build strong alliances with diplomats the world over. “Money Ain’t a Thing” isn’t the best maxim for a failing business.
[McCain and Romney] then clashed from afar over a letter that Bob Dole — the...– AP News
Milli Vanilli - “Blame it on the Rain”...