December 2008
itsthereal:
Puffy dropped the ball.
My (personal) favorite line, on Puffy’s downgraded airline seats: “I bet you handle coach like Latrell Sprewell did.”
Paradox by the Dashboard Light
The more people ‘like’ my posts, the less people ‘follow’ me.
Things I Got for Christmas, So Far
A killer case of the hiccups.
My e-bill from Time Warner Cable.
Christmas Eve on the Upper West Side
An older gent rolls up to Absolut Bagels on 107th and Broadway, stroller in tow. From the street, he opens the front door, and asks me as I’m leaving if I can find out if the bagel shoppe will be closed tomorrow.
JROSENTHAL: Hey, they said that they’ll be open.
STRANGERMAN: Of course they will. What am I thinking? It’s the Upper West Side.
JROSENTHAL: Yea, even the non-Jews...
Tumblrs don’t like being CherylLynnRoll’d.
[UPDATE: I still think it’s funny.]
itsthereal:
Songs in the key of Time-Life.
In which we dig up some ghosts of Christmas past.
Has anyone heard about this Jizz in My Pants song? LOL.
My brother reads The New Yorker for the articles.