made-up m3m0ries: Archive

Dec 31st

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itsthereal: Puffy dropped the ball. My (personal) favorite line, on Puffy’s downgraded airline seats: “I bet you handle coach like Latrell Sprewell did.”

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Paradox by the Dashboard Light

The more people ‘like’ my posts, the less people ‘follow’ me.

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

Things I Got for Christmas, So Far

A killer case of the hiccups. My e-bill from Time Warner Cable.

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Christmas Eve on the Upper West Side

An older gent rolls up to Absolut Bagels on 107th and Broadway, stroller in tow. From the street, he opens the front door, and asks me as I’m leaving if I can find out if the bagel shoppe will be closed tomorrow. JROSENTHAL: Hey, they said that they’ll be open. STRANGERMAN: Of course they will. What am I thinking? It’s the Upper West Side. JROSENTHAL: Yea, even the non-Jews...

Dec 24th

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The Monitors - Cry The second chapter in a series...

Dec 24th

La Clave - Move Your Hands

Dec 23rd

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Tumblrs don’t like being CherylLynnRoll’d. [UPDATE: I still think it’s funny.]

Dec 22nd

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itsthereal: Songs in the key of Time-Life. In which we dig up some ghosts of Christmas past.

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

Dec 20th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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davidcho: Charles Hamilton - ‘Brooklyn Girls’ I...

Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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itsthereal: Party Up (Up in Scott Storch’s house). Tuesdays at 9. The logical step after last week’s news that DMX was found hiding out in Scott Storch’s mansion.

Dec 15th

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Has anyone heard about this Jizz in My Pants song? LOL.

Dec 15th

My brother reads The New Yorker for the articles.

Dec 14th

Dec 10th

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Dec 10th

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itsthereal: Saved by the L: The New Class The star of this show: Verena von Pfetten. Also, I’m wearing a medium-sized American Apparel hoodie which I bought yesterday and will be returning today.

Dec 8th

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