October 2008
Pac Div - I Might Run for Mayor
via Low Key, who I kept yelling the lyrics at. Check the link for more Busta/PacDiv videos from last night.
The past few posts have been my imitation of Soup imitating me.
"I Wish I Could Quit You."
- Me to my job.
(EDIT: Just kidding! My boss reads this.)
Weird.
I’ve had the NBC Olympics theme song stuck in my head all morning.
Jamie Filmed Eric/Me Embarrassing The Brand →
whizhouse:
[…] Also check out this vid of itsthereal introducing Charles Hamilton at the concert. great easy dance that everyone can learn:
"Juror No. 4, just so I can talk about it with my...
- Lawyer to me today, in the middle of voir dire.
(By the way, my response got me an alternate seat on a trial that will take at least eight business days. So, joke’s on me.)
UPDATE: CASE SETTLED! CASE SETTLED! CASE SETTLED! LIFE’S WORTH LIVING AGAIN!
Detention [or, an email from my brother, who's at...
That’s what this feels like. Or SSR (silent sustained reading, for those of you who slept through it, or passed notes…) Everyone’s reading, looking very bored and remaining seated. You do have to sign in and out when you want to go to the bathroom, but I haven’t dared do that. At around 10am or so, they asked for 30 people to go to another room and for the rest of us to...
I wish I had been born a ‘real American’.
itsthereal:
Take a moment to read the Ice-T leaves.
“Who buys albums? I don’t.” “Not me.” “None of my Facebook friends.” “None of my MySpace friends.” “You’re still on MySpace?” “What? No. Not since you just asked me.”
When Eric Spiegelman Blocked Me and Then Used Me...
iwanttobeawesome:
1.) Get more Hall & Oates on your iTunes. 2.) Play it.
- Jeff Rosenthal
[EDIT: Spiegelman says it’s for Tumblr’s gains, not his own. Sorry for the confusion.]
LPERRETTA: http://theater2.nytimes.com/2008/10/16/theater/reviews/16clay.html?8dpc LPERRETTA: The first line made me think of you.
Postcard from My Mom
from one who knows: 1. jeff doing annoyed-jeff is oscar-worthy. 2. there are scenes where jeff looks like eric’s twin. no, not like dan…like eric. check it out. 3. one can’t hear “i got you, babe” too many times. 4. very good costuming, making greg mayo look like a dork. [Ed.’s Note: UPS Guy] 5. eric’s hair looks particularly good. 6. nice work by angel...
itsthereal:
Hmm…it appears that the day-to-day calendar is def jammed.
There’s so much to say about this video, but I’ll save those thoughts for another time, since the sketch is long enough. (Over eight minutes! EPIC, as the kidz say.) Special thanks go out to Pete and Ryland (especially), as well as the team at Crush for making this such a smooth, incredible, and incredibly smooth...
sharingtime:
Jeff stopped by my office this morning. We ended up talking in the kitchen, a very public area. He must have forgotten, because he said and did at least 4 things that could get a man fired in this workplace.
Among them:
he inferred that the people who run this company engage in risky and unsafe sexual behavior
he engaged in risky and unsafe behavior with our coffee machine
he...
Dear Katie Schenk:
What would you say is a small pouch inside a garment for carrying small articles?
itsthereal:
Jockin’ Jimmy.
(FOR FURTHER READING: http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/10/03/jim-jones-explains-his-swagger-like-us-response/)
It’s weird, because I always found that Jim Jones reminded me of Pig-Pen more than anyone.
Willie Hutch - Tell Me Why Our Love’s Gone Cold
(…sampled by Three 6 Mafia.)
A Conversation with My Boss
BOSSMAN1: We need a strong moral leader like John "I left my crippled wife" McCain.
JROSENTHAL: 1.) She deserved it.
BOSSMAN1: HA
BOSSMAN1: genius
JROSENTHAL: and 2.) He called his new-and-improved 'stepford wife' a...are your kids near your computer?
BOSSMAN1: No, but I know what he called her.
BOSSMAN1: and 1) she deserved it.
Wow.
Holy crow, tonight was awesome. We’re seriously living the dream. Details to follow.
PS: EXCLAMATION POINTS!