2008

Aug

My Self-Portrait

youngmanhattanite: Yeah, we talked about this Monday night. Boss, you see The Red Haired Girl again,...

Wow. 50 Cent just offered up The Game’s latest album...

Taken (gratuitously) from my days modeling for...

You’d have to get Britney pretty drunk for her to...

So, apparently Dennis Kucinich is the new Barack Obama, which means that I’m very turned on.

Yes! [PREVIOUSLY]

Young Buck - Stomp (Remix) feat. T.I. and Ludacris The brief history of this song: Buck (formerly of...

No Hello, No Nothing

A.THACKER: Is it just me, or how often throughout the day do you want to reblog someone,...

Baby - What Happened to That Boy? feat. Clipse

itsthereal: The final chapter in a book that no one was reading. PREVIOUSLY: [The Ultimate Hustle.]...

Yup, that’s me.

I hope this gets approved.

Eminem - Nail in the Coffin Kim Osorio’s book about her days at The Source > Kim...

Three 6 Mafia feat. La Chat - Late Night Tip (Unstoppable Mix)

Rich Boy - Get Down! feat. Pitbull (Produced by Timbaland)

Dying Inside

The Jay-Z track has been around since Monday, and no one is leaking it. Please. Someone.

Pause [||]. (via Complex)

Big Pun - Twinz (Deep Cover ‘98) feat. Fat Joe

You fuck your mother with that mouth?

The Game feat. Common - Angel

Happy Birthday, Lil' Mama.

And by that, I’m not talking about the 38-year-old from Harlem, but rather the not-that-old...

“Also, if I might take a moment for a Jeff-like non sequitur,...”
— My boss, in a mass email.

“NICE GUYS FINISH LAST UNTIL THEY BECOME FAMOUS AND FINISH...”
— Jeff, a few mintues ago over...

Jay-Z - Dear Summer

This morning, I woke up with Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin” stuck in my...

Who Will Be the Godfather of Comedy Video On...

soupsoup: Can someone help me with this? The text in my...

itsthereal: Hate it or love it, thanks for being a part of year one. After four days of running...

peterwknox: Watching Mad Men on my computer and realizing...

“My son’s awake and excited ‘cause the tooth...”
— Rafi Kam (who should really...

Mobb Deep - Quiet Storm (Remix) feat. Lil’ Kim Yo, it’s The Real…hip-hop, hip-hop,...

soupsoup: Jay Smooth: An Old Person’s Guide to ‘No Homo’ (via his website) [ALSO: I’m hanging out...

We Ordered Food with a Side of Attitude

‘TONY: Hi, I’m sorry, but I never got the Dark&Stormy that I ordered, even though...

Spinal Tap - (Listen to the) Flower People

Doltish consumerism

payj2000: Well, technically speaking, he didn’t crow about it at all but tried to keep it a...

Well, that worked.

Ruff Ryders feat. Juvenile - Down Bottom Happy Un-Follow Friday.

jamiew: Great moments in Internet history! All your base are belong to Know Your Meme All your face...

Rah Digga - Break Fool

Nas - Thief’s Theme

Okay, before you get the wrong idea: Lauren decided...

Best GChat status, ever. Poor Mike Jones. (via Ivan at...

Feeling a little, shall we say, gratuitous.

“That was special, but it was also strange because...”
— Britney Spears, on...

…to 28 hours a day.

Danny & the Juniors - At the Hop

Leaders of the New School - Case of the P.T.A.

Gary Carter FTW.

My So-Called Hard Knock Life

I’m so goddamn popular. It’s my Achilles’ heel.

How clever! They’re not promiscuous at all! They’re just talking about their driver, who...

Get Serious, Tom

JROSENTHAL: The fuck? I just got invited to MySpace by someone.JROSENTHAL: …like it’s...

gregcbrown: itsthereal: Because not everybody wants to be a nobody. I remember when BET was good.

Billy Paul - Let the Dollar Circulate …to be sampled on Young Jeezy’s latest album, The...

Who Was Your First?

soupsoup: Who was your first follower and who was the first person you ever followed? My first...

Jay-Z - Girls, Girls, Girls (Remix) feat. Kanye West So happy for Casey that he got to see what no...

BLIND ITEM

Which popular Tumblr (now with barely over 400 followers!) was rumored to be part of a Top Chef...

How gratuitous.

Kanye performing his verse from Young Jeezy’s “Put On” last night. I think you can...

Kanye West - Keep the Receipt feat. Ol’ Dirty Bastard as Dirt McGirt

Kanye West - Is That Your Car? [!!!]

Home Alone finally makes the Yahoo! homepage.

I'm Addicted to Word Games

I couldn’t fall asleep last night, but I could break down the seven-letter word TRAFFIC into...

itsthereal: The Best of The Real, Vol. 2 Back to regular programming next week. Eric and I are...

Nas - Quick to Back Down feat. The Bravehearts and Lil’ Jon

The Notorious BIG - One More Chance (Original Uncleared Sample Version) NSFWhatever, just listen to...

Oof. Dumenco just admitted that he was watching FNMTV.

Jul

eec: mah bucket is a roughneck gotta get a roughneck

Evelyn Thomas - High Energy This might be the best video, ever.

Possibly the Worst Line by Anyone, Ever

I’m really not sure if her breasts are fake Cause with whipped cream on ‘em, they taste...

Possibly the Worst Verse by Anyone,...

Met this lil’ girl she was off the hookI got cold chills when her body shookHot sex on the...

My producer’s reaction, after I changed my work-email...

How would Tropic Thunder have been different had it been...

This is for Spiegelman, Molly, and all the other single ladies out there in LA.

gooneruk: Where does your Tumblr name come from? Someone accused me of having an emo-tumblname the...

The Mighty Delaware is the Soulja Boy to our Ice-T. This is...

Happy Birthday, Peter.

Monica - The First Night Keeping with the theme of rare instances in which abstinence is preached...

The Foxy Brown Ride.

itsthereal: Where each ride is Ross’ Believe It or Not. Big shout to eskay for the image of Officer...

Project Pat feat. La’ Chat and Three 6 Mafia - Chicken Head “What, you need some gum?...

Jermaine Stewart - We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off The song I had stuck in my head for a...

Jefferson Starship - Jane …it’s a Wet Hot American Summer afternoon.

Self-Promotion is for Losers

So I guess that’s me. We’re off to go tape some talking-head stuff for FNMTV. I...

Diplo + Santogold "Top Ranking" Mixtape

I Was Gawker Stalkered Last Night

ELENA_T: I heard you got recognized??JROSENTHAL: Yea!JROSENTHAL: It was WEIRD.ELENA_T: Do...

Internet night

jstn: I arrived just late enough to get shut out of seeing CollegeHumor Live (very disappointed, I’m...

rain plan!!!! : House of Brews on 51st +...

happycap:mascarah:marco:nycmeetups: It doesn’t look like the rain, rain is going to go away....

Blink-182 - What’s My Age Again? Happy Birthday, Jay.

My Girl-Roommate Knows Nothing About...

ELENA_T: OMGELENA_T: Tiki Barber just walked into the office.J_ROSENTHAL: You know who he...

davidcho: IMG00028.jpg: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T Oh...

Great, Lauren, now I have to look gracious or else I come off as a jerk. So, here goes: Thanks to...

On Scandanavia...

Soup : you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese over there?
Jeff Rosenthal : julia allison
Soup : yes

“Even Fox News broke away from Mr. McCain midevent to cover...”
— The New York Times

An e-Card From My Very Effete, Very European,...

From my brother.

Number 28 on the list of things I want for my birthday.

TUMBLR GUESSING GAME #1

erockappel: I make a list of things and you tell me what tumblr user I’m referring to. Reblog with...

Happy Lame Music Tuesday!

What is Viagra Pro?

What I Learned Today

It’s okay to ROFL, but it’s not okay to just ROF. [with help from David Cho.]

Happy Birthday, Sam.

itsbedtime: I’m not positive that “spoofing” is the right word, but there’s a young man out there...

spiegelman: I promised Molls a ways back that I’d hook her up with some Ice Cube. Forgot. ...

lfarm:nycmeetups: THIS THURDAY! ALL WELCOME AND ENCOURAGED...

Number 9 on the list of things I want for my birthday.

Fat Joe - Johnny Blaze feat. Nas, The LOX, Method Man and Big Pun

Post-Yom Kippur, 2007.

Dolce & Gabbana shoot, 2006.

Uploading pics of myself, face-on, for some unknown...

itsthereal: Queens may get the money, but princesses will get their way. There’s so much to...

Update from X17

Sorry, Jeff! Completely understand your annoyance with this. My colleague sent out this invoice...

Too Much?

Dear Sirs/Madams at X17,Up until July 2007, I was a writer/researcher/photoshopper for AOL and...

Effin' MTV...

I liked the Jonas Brothers the first time around, when they were called Maroon 5. Just kidding. I...

What's the Opposite of Love Letters?...

Nine Months Ago: “Dear Dry Cleaning Lady - thanks for sending me home today with all of these...

No idea. [RELATED]

My last week to live it up like I’m 23.

EXCLUSIVE: Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt.

Fonzworth Bentley feat. Andre-3000 - Everybody (Produced by Kanye West) It’s like a nu-New...

Skyzoo, Wale, Jeff, Eric.