made-up m3m0ries


because everything's more exciting this way, or something.
July 23

On Scandanavia...

  • Soup : you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese over there?
  • Jeff Rosenthal : julia allison
  • Soup : yes
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“ Even Fox News broke away from Mr. McCain midevent to cover the rescue of a bear cub wounded in a California fire and nicknamed Lil’ Smokey. The New York Times
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An e-Card From My Very Effete, Very European, and Very Gay Real Estate Broker Thanks?
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From my brother.
From my brother.
July 22
Number 28 on the list of things I want for my birthday.
Number 28 on the list of things I want for my birthday.
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TUMBLR GUESSING GAME #1

erockappel:

I make a list of things and you tell me what tumblr user I’m referring to.  Reblog with your answer!

  • Ira Glass
  • Billy Joel
  • The Mets
  • Wrestling
  • Tumblr Meetups
  • New York City
  • Seinfeld

Zach Linder. Another two bullet points:

  • Mustaches
  • JTT
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Happy Lame Music Tuesday!
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What is Viagra Pro?
What is Viagra Pro?
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What I Learned Today

It’s okay to ROFL, but it’s not okay to just ROF.

[with help from David Cho.]

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Happy Birthday, Sam.
Happy Birthday, Sam.